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27.06.08 - Bye bai
12:33am. Once small and beautiful, full of potential, with the promise of life and growing old in my care, my bonsai, a gift, a surprise, so wonderful, i’d tend to it, water it, love it I sware.
I tended it, everyday, carefully, gratefully, taking and taking it learnt how to thrive, but suddenly faded, its beauty was jaded, i realised i was the only thing keeping it alive. A one-way partnership, once healthy now its flipped, slowing and withering no longer my pride, it gave up on life, me and my efforts, all wasted once i knew my bonsai had died.
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16.02.08 - Venice
01:14pm. Photos from our holiday are now uploaded, please take a look, needless to say it is a beautiful place.
Venice February 2008 Photos
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01.02.08 - Hayling
04:52pm. Crazy pink coloured sky this evening, there was talk of snow in the air, but i’m not quite sure of the legal difference between that and what i just witnessed. Listening to Layer Cake soundtrack.
Off to Venice next week, should be highly enjoyable. Expect photos…..
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01.01.08 - Happy 2008!
01:21pm. One and all! What’s in store…..? should be a good one….stay tuned.
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05.12.07 - Portal - Still Alive Parody
07:34pm. For all those people who have played (and completed) portal, you will know doubt love the song at the end credits.
Needless to stay it’s catchy tune and witty lyrics have had gamers singing it on a daily basis since the game’s release.
Below is my parody of the song, with alternative lyrics for TF2:
That was a disaster
I’m making a note here:
“WTF!?!”
It’s hard to comprehend how we’re the losers!
We forged an alliance, and did what we could to win the round.
For the good of all of us, (except the ones who’re on Red)
but there’s no sense spying every round that you make
‘cos you kept trying to stab us ’til we knew you’re a fake
your disguise was soon undone, so we shot you with our guns
to make sure that you’re not still alive.
I’m pretty damn angry
you’re being such a queer right now
even though you stole our flag and shot me
and tore me to pieces.
Your heavy sure knows how to click fire
then you burned me to a crisp, there was a pyro there too.
Now my score sheet looks good cos I’m top of our team
but because Red won that, I am behind by 13
so I’m glad I was on blue
rather than the team with you, cos I’d only be fifth on your side.
Go ahead and leave me
I think I will stay and play a while
maybe find another server quickly
maybe a new game?
like CS or…Half-life? (fat chance)
anyway TF is great, it’s so cartoony and fun
look at me still talking when there’s killing to do
that’s a whole 5 minutes ’stead of playing TF2
I’ve more scouting on the run, and more building sentry guns
for the people who are still alive.
..and believe they won’t stay alive
I’m building sentrys and I’m still alive
I’m getting headshots and I’m still alive
while you’re frying I’ll be still alive
I’ll be a pyro but I’ll stay alive
stay alive…stay alive
If none of that made any sense you need to go and buy The Orange Box right away ;)
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